The Tales Of Bacon

Hi i'm Bacon and I'm just trying to figure out this life thing. I needed a place to write my thoughts and get things off my chest so now i'm here. hopefully I can make some new friends :D

    So there is this girl at work and I like her. We talk all the time and unlike all the others girls I’ve liked she start every conversation. we text and snap all day and all night but i kept telling myself “no she’s just really friendly”. But I wanted to ask her out anyways even if I know its a no, at least I would know I tired.

    The first time I tried it was a week ago I looked at her and I open my mouth and nothing came out and My hands began to shake and I got pterodactyls in my stomach, not butterflies she gave me pterodactyls. so I didn’t saw anything.

    The second time was yesterday I looked her in the eye and said…….the……sky?…..what….do….you think about it? she just looked at me and said awkward.

      The third time which was today I looked at her and said I need to ask you something and she said okay and then I stood there for 5 minutes and she was like are you going to ask. I was like yeah okay here I go….2 minutes later. She was like what is it just say it…I was like….I want to……ask you out! As i said it I looked confused the reason why was I couldn’t believe I said it! She was like what?! then I said it again I want to ask you out. I still couldn’t believe I said twice now. she was like on a date? I was like yeah like a date. she said why? I said…….because…..I i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i..she said cause you like me? I was like yeah i like you. Inside my mind i’m like what are you saying just  RRRRUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

    after all that she just in shock then she’s not looking for a relationship and that she to focused on her career. after some more talking I said was sorry that i’m awkward and asked her out she said don’t take it back its okay. she also let me know that she has had nothing but bad relationships so she closes her self off and she said she has unrealistic ideas of what a relationship should be and every time she dated someone they just let her down so that’s why she dose date a lot. she still looked very surprised and she said the guys that ask her out just ask for sex which just make her mad and upset. I don’t think a nice guy ever asked her out before. 

   I’m just glad I did ask her and got this off my chest now I don’t have to worry about it and i’m sure me and her can stay friends. I asked her if we are cool she said yes. 


i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

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I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

This is so perfect

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Twenty-five years and three days later, reality takes a tip from fiction and charts “Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album Mandatory Fun at number one, with over 100,000 sales during it’s first week. In his 31 year long career, with 14 studio albums to his name, this is the first time he’s hit the top- and the first comedy album by ANY artist to hit #1 since 1960! Congratulations, Al! image

My sincerest congrats to my hero ^-^

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Here’s a .gif of Goku’s raspberry I did for Kai 2, for shits and giggles. Use it to taunt your online enemies in an animated image-based format!

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honestly my phone could give me as many warnings as it wants, but i will still wait until my battery dies before charging it

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Never forget.

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